The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see forever

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to like this power

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!