to make asians smart

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to watch tv

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!