The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to post here

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!