The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to see forever

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!