the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!