The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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to make asians smart

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to see forever

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!