The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!