- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to eat ass.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The abilty to go through water.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

Pointless Super Powers