The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to attract bullets.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!