- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Tits for a guy.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to levitate birds

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the ability to lick your own anus

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

Pointless Super Powers