- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to not have a power.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to grow new teeth.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

Pointless Super Powers