The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Being a freemason

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!