The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to die without any control

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Being a freemason

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!