The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to become retarded

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to live.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!