The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to hate nature

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to die on command

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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To call me maybe

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!