the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!