- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

the power to get blood clots

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to speak braille

To pee standing up.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the power to be really itchy.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to turn gold into lead.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Pointless Super Powers