The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!