The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die on command

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!