spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!