pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to turn wine into water

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!