The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!