The power to give your wife rights

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to start time only when it's on.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to breath through your skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to make a pint a gallon

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to not have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to only be drunk while driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to go on this website

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to slam a revolving door.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to change your eyebrows daily

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to be pointless!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!