the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!