The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to die on command

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The power of not knowing

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!