The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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penis

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!