The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power of not knowing

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!