- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To pee standing up.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power life like a hermit.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the power to be really itchy.

the power to shit bricks

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to be able to not smell fart

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

Pointless Super Powers