The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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penis

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to die at will

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!