The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!