- Pointless Super Powers

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to go suicide

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power of not knowing

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

ikawlhan forever

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

the power to do one push-up

The power to fly when you fart

The ability to not talk.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to take away powers but only your own.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!