- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to smell poo...

The power to cook bad meals.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power life like a hermit.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to not hear thunder.

the power to in power your self

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to write a country song

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

Pointless Super Powers