I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to create shit

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to make any girl hate you

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!