The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!