The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to smell colors.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to only fart in public

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to fail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!