The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!