The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to die if you think

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!