The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!