to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!