The power to shit dirt!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!