The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of not knowing

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to fail

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!