every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!