the power to read something without looking at it

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!