The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!