the ability to see into the past

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to like any show

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!