The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!