the power to fart mace

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to like any show

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!