The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!