the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!