The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Grass eating

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!