The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!